ŠKANDAL!

CASIOp ARETIRAN ZARADI UGRABITVE!

Sinoči je ljubljansko policijsko postajo anonimni klic opozoril na strašljivo ropotanje, ki je prihajalo iz smeri domovanja slavnega DJ-a CASIOp-ja. Med preiskavo razkošne vile pa so v kleti šokirani policisti našli DJ-jevega dolgo pogrešanega brata dvojčka Philtra.

Nekoč zelo perspektiven mladi talent je bil več kot leto dni zaprt v temni in vlažni kleti, kjer je proti svoji volji bratu pripravljal material za nastope, s katerimi je tako zelo zaslovel.

CASIOp je pred policisti skušal zbežati v enem od svojih številnih Maseratijev, vendar je bil kljub drzni dirki po ljubljanskih ulicah vseeno ujet. Številni pretreseni očividci pravijo, da se je aretaciji na vso moč upiral in kričal: “Ne verjemite mu ničesar! On je nor! Nor je!”

Medtem je bil Philtre prepeljan na oddelek za intenzivno nego, kjer pravijo, da je njegovo trenutno stanje zelo kritično ter da neprestano ponavlja le skrivnostno kratico: “FM4, FM4, FM4…”

Ostali člani audio-vizualne skupine Sindikat, ki je pred kratkim praznovala svoj 1. rojstni dan, so zelo pretreseni, vendar pravijo, da jim vse skupaj zaudarja po nekakšni zaroti.

Najbolj senzacionalna vest pa je pred kratkim prispela z dunajskega Radia FM4, kjer trdijo, da so uspeli dekodirati signal, ki so ga nedavno prejeli preko stare telegrafske linije iz časov Avstro-Ogrske. Sumijo, da gre za Philtrov skrivni projekt, ki ga je pripravljal v ujetništvu, od koder naj bi signal tudi izviral.

Radio FM4 bo zato nocoj v oddaji La Boum de Luxe ekskluzivno predvajal Philtrovo 80-minutno popotovanje po trenutni in polpretekli zgodovini elektronske glasbe, s katerim napoveduje novo obdobje in poskuša dokončno združiti nezdružljivo.

O usodi vpletenih bomo poročali, ko dobimo več informacij. Berite nas vsak dan!

PHILTRE: SCARS ON 45
La Boum Deluxe, Radio FM4
Petek, 20.07.2007

FM4: http://fm4.orf.at/
program: http://fm4.orf.at/station/219075
frekvence: http://fm4.orf.at/print?what=frequenz
live stream: http://fm4.orf.at/static/stream/index.html

http://www.sindikat.tv
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SCANDALOUS!

CASIOp ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING!

Last night, the police received an anonymous call, alerting them about a terrible noise coming from the direction of famous DJ CASIOp’s home. While searching the lavish mansion, the police was shocked to find the DJ’s missing twin brother, Philtre.

The once very promising young talent was locked in a dark and damp cellar for over a year, where he was forced to prepare materials for his brother’s ground-breaking performances.

CASIOp attemped to escape in one of his Maserati cars, but was apprehended by the police following a dramatic car chase through the streets of Ljubljana. Numerous eyewitnesses report he was ferociously resisting arrest while screaming: “Don’t believe anything he says! He’s mad! Mad, I tell you!”

Meanwhile, Philtre was transferred to the intensive care unit, where they say his current state is critical and that he keeps repating the same thing over and over: “FM4, FM4, FM4…”

Other members of the audio-visual group Sindikat, which recently celebrated its 1st birthday, are flabbergasted. However, they claim that “The whole thing reeks of some kind of conspiracy.”

But the most sensational piece of information came in from Vienna-based Radio FM4, which has managed to decode a myterious signal it received through an old Austro-Hungarian telegraph line. They believe it to be Philtre’s secret project he was working on in captivity, where the signal supposedly originated.

Tonight, the show La Boum de Luxe at Radio FM4 will exclusively air Philtre’s 80-minute trip through contemporary and forgotten electronic music, in which he is signaling a new era and tries to finally fuse the infusible.

We will report on the fate of people involved as more information comes in. Read us every day!

PHILTRE: SCARS ON 45
La Boum Deluxe, Radio FM4
Friday, 20.07.2007

FM4: http://fm4.orf.at/
programme: http://fm4.orf.at/station/219075
frequencies: http://fm4.orf.at/print?what=frequenz
live stream: http://fm4.orf.at/static/stream/index.html

http://www.sindikat.tv
http://www.myspace.com/sindikat82